Art Gilmore
Announcer, Self - Announcer (voicea), Self - Announcer (voice), Announcer (voice)
Milton Frome
Store Manager, Movie Director, Joe, Stanley Starmaker, Kenneth, Navy Commander, George Smythe, Cruise Ship's Captain, Network President, George's Boss, Kirby
Kathryn Card
Ma Kadiddlehopper, Maw Kadiddlehopper, Gert's Mother, Priscilla's Mother, Gertie's Mother
George Gobel
Horace, Richard Cornwall III, Alexander Ragtime / Jed Dinglejumper, Ben Cagey, Tooloose Latrec, Dr. Stroodel, Egbert, Christopher Columbus, George Goodbody, Mr. Winkle
Dorothy Neumann
Sorcerer, Woman on Parole Board, Masquerade Ball Society Snob, Secy / Old Lady at Gas Station, Schoolmarm, Old Woman, Butcher's Daughter
Buddy Lewis
Muggsy, Attendant From Loony Bin, Lemonade Salesman, George's Poker Buddy / Bank Janitor, Ratsy, Police Officer, Cafe Customer
Ed Wynn
Guest Host, Muggsy, Fairy Godfather, Self, Colonel Jungle-Rot Freeloader
Marjorie Bennett
Duchess of Nottingham, Schoolteacher, Wedding Reception Guest, Miss Jenkins, Woman Mailing Package, Nurse
Eve Arden
Clara Appleby, Miss Hoity
Jan Arvan
Police Chief Miller /Construction Worker-Silent Spot, Floogle-Silent Spot, Paw Kadiddlehopper, Poker Player, Dr. Oliver
Lon Chaney Jr.
Mad Scientist, Ug, Lon Chaney, Sgt. Williams, George
Marshall Reed
U.S. Marshal, Ed, Jim Broderick, Mr. Toity, Kid Jackson
Maudie Prickett
Housewife, Woman from PTA, Mrs. Gould, Member of Temperance League (uncredited), Mrs. Narrow
Len Lesser
Percival Cutthroat, Big Mike Miller, Killer McBumpoff, Bum / Slippery Scottty Sutton, Legs
Ben Welden
Ben, Badman, Eddie, Big Bill's Henchman #1, Baby Face Hogan
Peggy Rea
Miss Katie, Housewife, Woman on Street, Woman Grocery Shopper, Big Bertha Kropnik
Michael Ross
Big Jim McLane, Bus Driver, Bruce, Prison Guard, Restaurant customer
Raymond Burr
Rick Santy, DA George Goodguy, King Richard, The Devil, Man in Bathroom Mirror (uncredited)
Herb Vigran
Guest, Storekeeper, Judge, Man on Studio Tour
Phyllis Diller
Killer Diller, Greta Gargoyle, Clara, BoBo Van Beacon
Gavin Gordon
Manager, Sam's Lawyer, King Arthur
Janis Paige
Janis Paige, Hatta Mari, Mrs. Cavendish, School Teacher
Eddie Marr
Robber, Hot Dog Vendor, Milkman
Audrey Meadows
Dr. Blodgett, Gloria Castle, Mrs. Cavendish, Dolores Dictator
John Wayne
John Wayne, Rooster Cogburn, Self (uncredited)
Jack Riley
Minor Role, Clergyman, Paul, Gunslinger
Marion Ross
Patricia Westerbrook, Patricia Winterbrook, Elizabeth
Peter Lorre
Mad Scientist, Boris, King Zurium
Frank Wilcox
Warden, Prison Warden, Mr. Bailey
Jack Jones
Harold Handkisser, Johnny Applecore, Professor Jones
Sol Gorss
Knight, Supporting player
Cara Williams
Raggedy Ann, Clara Appleby
Lola Albright
Priscilla, Guest, Foreign Spy
Marvin Kaplan
Marvin Kaplan, Alfred Pinzmetal
Florence Lake
Tessie, Senior Citizen, Madame President
Pat Carroll
Mrs. Shore, Killer's Manager / Mrs. Lump Lump, Clara Appleby