Felix Bowness
Club Compere, Painter, Delivery Man, First Customer, Man in fog, Bus Depot Worker, Herbert Nells, Motorcyclist, Skipper's Boy, Husband, Glasgow Porter
Sam Kydd
Ambulance Man, Harold Wilson, Mr. Bickershaw, Mr. Ackersmith, Fire Chief
Ronnie Brody
Waiter, Mr. Jenkins, Postman
Leslie Noyes
Road Sweeper, Arthur, First Neighbour
Gordon Rollings
Road Painter, Traffic Warden, Electricity Meter Man, Attendant
Wensley Pithey
Police Sergeant, Sergeant Beaconsfield
Tony Sympson
1000th Passenger, Lollipop Man, Landowner
David Battley
Bus Inspector, Postman, Darlington Porter
Joan Young
Mrs. Hackenschmidth, Hotel Maid, Passenger
Richard Caldicot
Cuthbert Willoughby-Smithe, Golf Captain, Psychiatrist
Roger Avon
Lord Mayor Of London, Police Constable
Rita Webb
Mrs. Butterworth (Snooty Landlady), Miss Applerod, Traffic Warden
Reginald Marsh
Rival Skipper, Mr. Crabtree (Newspaper Editor), Bus Depot Manager
Diane Holland
Yvonne, Wardrobe Mistress
Robert Keegan
Constable, Police Inspector
Pamela Manson
Wife, Billy Bignuckle's Wife
John Lyons
Newspaper Photographer, Detective Sergeant
Frank Gatliff
Store Manager, Conrad Crabtree
Sonia Dresdel
Lady Dorothy, Agatha Millhampton
Colin Spaull
Police Constable, Football Player
Milos Kirek
Alexander Voronstov, Mr. Dimitri
Neil McCarthy
Crane Driver, Jack Tatterswhite
John Blythe
Mr. Harbottle, Car Dealer
Jules Walters
Vicar, Malcolm (Ear Consultant)
Nosher Powell
Billy Bignuckle, Billy Knuckle
Henry McGee
Roger Relay, Chief Encyclopedia Salesman
