Catherine Battistone
Person on Telephone (voice), Talk Show Hostess, Ms. Garcia / Secretary (voice), Jenny the Maid (voice), Voice-Over (voice), Phone (voice), Margery Bender
John Marzilli
Gad (voice), The Carny, Motu (voice), Officer Kopec
Neil Kinsella
Delivery Man, Voice-Over (voice), Sid
Fritz Weaver
Dr. Fenner, Sir Edmund Halley
Larry Manetti
Junior P. Harmon, Henry Hogan
Carolyn Seymour
Aisha Candisha (voice), Andrea Caldwell / Director
Kate McGregor-Stewart
May Rollins, Charlene Ames
Paula Trueman
Aunt Teresa, Great Grandma
Karen Shallo
Lina Hagstrom, Telephone Caller (voice)
Michael Freeman
Richards, Harry Guilford (voice)
Philip Roth
Wilson Farber, Sam Larchmont
Patrick Farrelly
Sheriff, Telephone Caller (voice)
Therese Pare
Cathy Osborne, Helen Hogan