Mike Upchat is an unsuccessful novelist who lives out of a railway station locker - he has the gift of the Gab and changes his life story every episode to impress different women - basically he reinvents himself to score.
Mike Upchat
Gwen
Oliver
Jane
Polly
Carol
Maggie
Louise
Editor
Husband
Simon
Fiona
Commissionaire
Sir James Rothwell
Lady Rothwell
Mrs Cookson
Hardcastle
Miss Willoughby
Susan
Mr Walters
Matron
Patient
Club Member
Hall Porter
Second Porter
Waiter
Barman
Speed Cop
Mrs Butterwick
Mr Peabody
Tina
Albert
Mrs Mansfield
Mr Williams
Laycock
Mr Johnson
Fred
Secretary
Woman in Bedding
Girl in Shoes