An inept newspaper journalist and his puppet Border Terrier dog, try to get a scoop for the Pilbury Post.

Digby Digworth

Max de Lacey
Hacker (Voice)

Newspaper Deliverer
Hacker (Voice)

Sid the Source
Simon

Newspaper Boy

Selena Sharp

Colonel Winters, Judge, Jack

The Laughing Cavalier, The Pilbury Panther, Darren Hound

Clark Jameson, Professor Price, Professor Krinkeloff
Nurse, Mrs de Lacey, Veronica Potts
Mr. Burr, Edward Taylor, PC Grunt

Lorraine, Carol (Security Guard), Policewoman

Henry VIII/PC, Sergeant Bluster
Receptionist, Mrs Green

Dr. Carlton, Dr. Edward Sandybottom
Mr. Chillie, PC Taylor
Paolo, Rex de Lacey

Granny Smith, Maureen

Leonie Hart, Antonia de Ghoul
Barrington Potts, Police Commissioner

Farmer Sykes, Howard Knowles

Malcolm Linnett, Hamish McGaffer

Anne Boleyn/PC's Wife

Lester

Annie Haven
Mrs. Dunne
Guinea Pig (voice)

Inspector Mortlake
Dr. McCavity

Baz

Big Foot
Alien
Carl
Monk

The Ballista
Referee

Mrs. Frobisher

1976 • TV Show

2005 • TV Show

2000 • TV Show

2022 • TV Show

1990 • TV Show

2011 • TV Show

2012 • TV Show

1979 • TV Show

1994 • TV Show

1992 • TV Show