

The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.

Dave Briggs

Superintendent Cottam

Bob Louis

Chief Superintendent

Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
Derek, Landlord

Second copper, Pike
Olivia
Policeman in Briefing, Ronnie
Hopkins, D.C. Hopkins
Chaffeur, Grey Wolf
D.C. Quirke, D.I. Simpson
Fiona

Doctor Pete

McKenna

Jim Bergerac

Uniformed Officer

Dr Phipps

D.I. Tyler

Jan

Blind Billy

D.C. Dominic Boyle

Jerry Palmer

Emily Ford
The Earl of Lisson
Police Officer

The Butler
Receptionist
Chambermaid
Chef
Barman

Mr Smith

Sir Lionel Case
Brian

Old Lady
Old Man
Plain Clothes Officer

Psychiatrist

Football Commentator (voice)
Club Steward

2003 • TV Show

1975 • TV Show

1986 • TV Show

1994 • TV Show

1982 • TV Show

1972 • TV Show

1976 • TV Show

1995 • TV Show

2016 • TV Show

2016 • TV Show