Ryan Barger
Voice Over Man, (voice), Evil Peach (voice)
Noel MacNeal
Puppeteer / Voice Over (voice), Jeff, Funky Monkey, Totes McGoats, Mascot, Dog Paws Puppeteer, Unicorn Puppeteer, Polar Bear, Cat Puppeteer, Puppeteer, Mr. Nutterbutter
H. Jon Benjamin
Defendant, Self, Ben, The Blank Void (voice)
Rachel Dratch
Self, Wanda Jo Oliver, Wanda Jo
James Wojtal
Unicorn Puppeteer, Unicorn, Cat Puppeteer, Puppeteer
Kyle Ploof
Dancing Zebra, Space Gecko, Clown, Marshmallow the Polar Bear
Stephanie D'Abruzzo
Mascot, Curly Bear (voice), Puppeteer
Jack McBrayer
Mystery Virus (voice), Self, Colonel Sanders, Dr. Ted Group III
Paul McGinnis
Mascot, Dog Paws Puppeteer, Unicorn, Cat Puppeteer
Nick Offerman
The Home Depot Consultant, Self, Husband, Voice of Narrator (voice)
Michael Torpey
Lenny, Manager, Voice of the Company 1, Steve, Self
Alberto Bonilla
Al, Maternity, Average American, Flashback Customer
Adam Newman
Gecko, Ronald McDonald, Mascot
Connor Ratliff
Man, Sean, Suspect, Travis
Haley Jenkins
Cat Puppeteer, Puppeteer, Dog Paws Puppeteer
Rob Riggle
Self, Voice Over (voice), Secret Service Agent
Richard Kind
Richard Sackler, Blobfish (voice)
Moujan Zolfaghari
Jackie, Employee 5, Employee 2
Gilbert Gottfried
Self, Jared Kushner (voice)
Rob Corddry
Sheriff Wilkerson, CEO, Trucker 2
Adam Pally
Boeing Employee, Guy #1, Self
Donald Trump
Self - Former President (archive footage), Self (archive footage)
Hugh Bonneville
Narrator (voice), Self - Guest Star
Alex Webb
DOJ employee, CEO / Ladybucks
