Trevor Chaplin teaches woodwork and likes to listen to jazz. Jill Swinburne teaches English and wants to help save the planet. Trevor tries to buy some jazz records but this leads to meeting a 'dazzlingly beautiful platinum blond'.
Trevor Chaplin
Jill Swinburne
Big Al
Mr. Carter
DS Hobson
Mr Wheeler
Little Norm
Harry
CS Forrest
Helen
Janey
Mr McAllister
Mr Pitt
Reverend Booth
Joe
Ben
Lol
Simon
Akela
Bradley
Returning Officer